Welcome to the world of Zodiac and her friends. In my role as humble scribe I will dutifully record their petty antics and post a rotating cycle of 100 follies. Please follow us on Twitter or contact us at email@example.com if you like. It has been a pleasure meeting you – we hope you enjoy your visit. P.S. See below for everyone’s bios.
Zodiac is an undocumented alien who uses the women’s bathroom (when forced to choose)
John Cakes is a hungry ghost with repressed desires and a mysterious past
Om is the gift of the present (lol)
Sticket and Pugh are codependent sidekicks
Dark Stranger is a voyeur, much like yourself
Ichabod is last but not least